


Also, I would never walk into my house without turning on every single light, but again, that never happens. Hello, crazy! At this point, I definitely would have called the police, but that, of course, never happens in television and movies. And then there was the real topper to this whole unfortunate mess: Bliss discovered that Colleen actually had a teddy-bear booth at Hollywood and Highland. Still, Colleen’s lies sent Eden running back to the porn world and into a creepy ménage à trois with Kimber and Rand. I do like that Eden was able to see that Colleen clearly was crazily infatuated with Sean. They might replace circus clowns as my greatest fear. She even brought Eden one of her insanely scary homemade teddy bears. The biggest problem with the whole Sean-Eden love affair - besides the he’s-old-enough-to-be-her-father thing - is that kooky old Colleen is still obsessed with the fella. Clearly he still has some sort of feelings for her, which, it seems, she reciprocates (although from past events, I think we’ve all learned that Eden is not someone to trust). It was simultaneously touching and disturbing that Sean agreed to fix her face and then tried to get her out of her contract with Ram Peters. Unfortunately, Kimber punched Eden in their first love scene and completely ruined Eden’s face. The two became scene buddies, which surely would be any man’s fantasy. No surprise, but Eden found herself sucked into Kimber’s world of porn.
